Commitment-Phobe: 7 Signs He’s Terrified Of Being In A Relationship

There are two types of people: Those who love to date, and those who prefer to keep their options open.

The former loves the feeling of togetherness and can’t wait to walk down the aisle, buy an expensive cake and treat 200 people to dinner in order to cement their love.

The latter on the other hand, holds the belief that something better is always around the corner. These men seldom let any relationships get serious. They assume every girl they date will inevitably fall in love and want to marry them.

Ironically and rather annoyingly, many women are attracted to men with commitment issues (because let’s be honest, we always want what we can’t have).

The truth is, no matter how witty, sexy or incredibly good in bed you are, it’s unlikely you’ll ever cure him of his commitment-phobic ways. Not because it’s some incurable disease, but because these men are on a timer, which will go off when they’re ready to settle down.

Think of it like playing “pass the parcel” with 100 other girls. The music might stop on you, or it might not. All you can do is take part and hope for the best.

Instead of trying to seduce him into a relationship with you, it’s probably best you don’t invest all your emotions. Just assume if he gets over his fear of dating, he’ll let you know.

Of course, in order to do so, it’s best to know what you’re looking out for:

1. Sending mixed signals is his speciality.

Sometimes he likes you, other times he seems unaware you exist. Perhaps he’s playing it cool, he’s busy or it could be the mixed signals are just code for “he’s not that interested in you.”

It’s best not to take it too personally. After years of casual dating, he has probably mastered showing just the right amount of interest to keep you around.


2. Sex is his other speciality.

Of course he knows what he’s doing in the bedroom. He’s had a lot of practice, after all.

Most of his relationships revolve around sex.


3. He goes from hot to cold faster than your morning coffee.

He likes you. So every now and then, without meaning to, he acts like a boyfriend would.

Then, he remembers he’s not ready to commit yet, so he overcompensates by ignoring you for a few days.

All this is just so you get the wrong idea and fall in love with him.


4. All your dates are last minute, or spur of the moment.

If he remembers you at 10 pm on a Friday night, it’s because all of his better plans fell through.

Remember: A girlfriend is someone you plan adventures with. A girl you’re “casually seeing” is someone you fit around your other (more important) arrangements.


5. Most of your dates involve his bedroom.

Taking you on actual dates is a lot of effort for someone who really isn’t that committed.


6. You have never met his parents. In fact, you wonder if they exist.

His parents are off-limits.

There will be no cute Sunday dinners at his house, nor will there be afternoon cups of tea with his mom.

This is not because he’s afraid his parents might like you too much. It’s because he’s afraid you’ll read into this and assume he likes you more than he actually does.


7. The word “relationship” is not in his vocabulary.

Don’t bother asking where this is going. You’ll probably just scare him off.

If you’re wondering why you’ve never spoken about “where you stand” or “if you’re exclusive,” I assure you, it’s not because he’s waiting for you to bring it up. He’s avoiding the conversation like Martha Stewart avoids her taxes.

Just remember, life is not an Oasis song. You’re probably not going to be the one who saves him.

Sure, he might realize you’re different from every other girl he’s met before. He might decide to give up his anti-relationship beliefs and give monogamy a try. Or, he might waste two years of your life.

Really, there’s only one way to find out.

Commitment-Phobe: 7 Signs He’s Terrified Of Being In A Relationship

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Husband Sends Wife Spreadsheet Of All The Times She’s Denied Him Sex

Is your wife, lover or girlfriend denying you sex? Not quite sure how to let her know about your need for immediate action? Well this charmer has the answer, and apparently it’s Microsoft Excel.

This man decided to put together a spreadsheet, to inform his wife of how many times she’d denied him sex over 7 weeks, whilst also documenting every excuse she gave him over that period of time. Our favorite of which was “‘I just came back from the gym, I feel gross’ (didn’t shower until next morning)” and “I’m too drunk and ate too much” because… well who can’t relate to that.

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He then emailed the document to his wife, who proceeded to upload it onto Reddit (as you do) where it went viral in no time at all.

The wife, (also known by her Reddit pseudonym throwwwwaway29) posted: “My husband sent me an immature, inflammatory email as I was driving to the airport for a 10-day work trip. Now he has cut contact” followed by the attached Spreadsheet. She added: “According to his ‘document,’ we’ve only had sex 3 times in the last 7 weeks, out of 27 ‘attempts’ on his part.”

Well, if the figures are to be believed, Mr. throwwwwaway29 may have a little bit of a reason to be disgruntled. That being said, we think that when it comes to upping the passion and getting his wife into bed… the spreadsheet probably isn’t going to help.

So what can we learn from this? 1. After marriage you have an 89% sex failure rate 2. Watching “Friends” is an acceptable reason to bail out of sex 3. Don’t post about your sex life online, unless you want the whole world to see it.

Incidentally, the original post on Reddit seems to have now been locked.

As for the rest of us, we have to hope this little Excel fiasco doesn’t catch on and become the latest trend in getting wives, girlfriends and lovers the country over to drop the “I have a headache” excuse, in fear of being spreadsheet shamed.

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The 50 Shades Of Grey Trailer Is Finally Here. And It Is HOT.

The chances are, that even if you haven’t read 50 Shades of Grey you know what to expect from the movie trailer: sexual tension and a whole lot of hotness. Well the official movie trailer is here and true to form, it does not disappoint.

Dakota Johnson and Jamie Dornan star, and if you’re thinking “who and who” well get to know, because as of this moment they are the Anastasia Steele and Christian Grey. Sex Gods extraordinaire.

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As raunchy trailers go, there’s whips, orgasms, passionate elevator kissing and plenty of topless Jamie shots which is more than enough to make us want to pre-book our seats for the 14th February release.

Yes, the opening night coincides with Valentine’s day meaning even those who may be single and sexless on the day, will be only a cinema ticket away from a night of kinky passion. Even if it is vicariously through a fictional character on a large screen.

Though it seems, not everyone is as excited about the 50 Shades Of Grey trailer and it appears that some men are taking to Twitter to inquire as to what all the fuss is about. We kindly remind them that the cinematic release of 50 Shades Of Grey is sort of the female equivalent of a new Marvel trailer being released.

It’s kind of a big deal.

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Now as if the trailer alone wasn’t exciting enough, Beyonce’s exclusive version of ‘Crazy in Love’ which acts as the soundtrack to the trailer is enough to make us need to sit down and calm down.

We’re sure that even those who aren’t entirely drawn in by the first glimpse of the Red Room Of Pain and the super hot chemistry, will still be keenly awaiting the release, if for nothing more than another glimpse of Mr Dornan topless *swoon*.

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What Is The World Coming To: Two Couples Snapped Having Sex Outside El Divino Nightclub

We thought we’d seen it all. First there was Dominic Celaire and the infamous staircase fiasco. Then there was the girl in Mafaluf who went down on 24 guys all for a free drink. Now there are these four, who thought it would be a fantastic idea to have sex in a car park outside El Divino nightclub in Belfast, Ireland.

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This picture was taken by a stunned passer-by and depicts two girls astride two young men, having sex in public, mostly unfazed by their surroundings, one of them even checking her phone.

This snap of these two slightly too intimate couples having what appears to be sex outside El Divino was taken after a student night last Thursday.

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While we can’t actually confirm that these girls were doing anything other than innocently straddling two gentlemen with their mini dressed pulled up a little higher than they should be, those on social media had plenty to say about it.

It didn’t take long for the picture to go viral or for the s**t shaming to begin. Hundreds have taken to Twitter to express their disgust. One user Emma Rodriguez ?tweeted “Where’s Jesus when you need him? IMAGE”.

Leonie Miller tweeted “WTF is wrong with young people???????” and another user, Jessica added: “The two couples having sex next to each other in a Belfast carpark surrounded by people – does no one have any shame anymore!”

All in all it’s been a lot of bad press for Ireland as this photo follows the still recent video of a Northern Irish girl performing sex acts on 24 men during a pub crawl in Magaluf, which went viral just a couple of weeks prior to this.

Police said officers are not currently investigating the alleged incident. A spokesman told one newspaper: “We haven’t received any reports and aren’t investigating at this time.

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